Sardar Theory

Sardar's theory : Moon is more important than Sun, Coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?How much is DRIVING salary...?

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Sardar at bar in New York.

Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

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