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Friday, December 21, 2007

سيد حجاب في وصف مصر


سلوا قلبى وقولوا لى جوابا * لماذا حالنا اضحى هبابا

لقد زاد الفساد وساد فينا * فلم ينفع بوليس او نيابه

وشاع الجهل حتى ان بعضا * من العلماء لم يفتح كتابا

وكنا خير خلق الله صرنا * فى ذيل القايمة وف غاية الخيابا

قفلنا الباب احبطنا الشبابا * فادمن او تطرف او تغابى

ارى احلامنا طارت سرابا * ارى جناتنا اضحت خرابا

وصرنا نعبد الدولار حتى * تقول له انت ماما وانت بابا

وملياراتنا هربت سويسرا * ونشحت م الخواجات الديابه

ونهدى مصر حبا بالاغانى * فتملؤنا اغانينا اغترابا

وسيما الهلس تشبعنا عذابا * وتشبعنا جرائدنا اكتئابا

زمان يطحن الناس الغلابة * ويحيا اللص محترما مهابا


فكن لصا اذن او عش حمارا * وكل مشا اذن او كل كبابا

ودس ع الناس اوتنداس حتى * تصير لنعل جزمتهم ترابا

امير الشعر عفوا واعتذارا * لشعرك فيه اجريت انقلابا

وما نيل المطالب بالطيابه * دى مش دنيا يا شوقى بيه دى غابه

e-mail and tomatos

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.

"You are employed" he said.

"Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start".

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email." "I'm sorry", said the HR manager,

"If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist.

And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.

" The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided


to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.

He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round.

In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital.

He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late.

Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email ".

The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied," Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story

M1- Internet /email is not the solution to your life.

M2- If you don't have internet / email, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.


M3- If you received this message by email or read on a website, you are probably already an office boy/girl, and not any close
to being a Billionaire...

Each Country Deserves His President












Management Stories

Interesting Management Stories

Story # 1

It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.

Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"

Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"

Fox: "Hmm... But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your big claws will only destroy it even more."

Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"

Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches"

Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed"

The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly.

The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself.

Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.

Wolf: "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken"

Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you"

Wolf: "You don't expect me to believe such rubbish, do you? There is no way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a complicated TV.

Lion: "No problem. Do you want to try it?"The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed TV.

The wolf goes away happily and amazed.

Scene : Inside the lion's cave. In one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits who are busily doing very complicated work with very detailed instruments.

In the other corner lies a huge lion looking very pleased with himself.

Moral : IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY A MANAGER IS FAMOUS; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.

Management Lesson in the context of the working world : IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED; LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES

Story # 2

It's a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter.
Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

Fox: "What are you working on?"

Rabbit: "My thesis."Fox: "Hmm... What is it about?"

Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes."

Fox: "That's ridiculous ! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!

Rabbit: "Come with me and I'll show you!"

They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow.

After few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing.

Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.

Wolf: "What's that you are writing?"Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves."

Wolf: "you don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"

Rabbit: "No problem. Do you want to see why?"

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.

Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing?

Rabbit: "I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."

Bear: "Well that's absurd !"

Rabbit: "Come into my home and I'll show you"

Scene : As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.

Moral: IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHOM YOU HAVE AS A SUPERVISOR.

Management Lesson in the context of the working world: IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU OR NOT

This is Life...


In the picture, just look at their condition.. No place to sleep, still they have made some space for d cat n d dog...

Water poring from the roof but still each 1 of them have a peaceful smile on their face.. Simply amazing!!!!!

The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.

Keep Smiling Always.